Buyers Terms – LEGAL TERMS

Buyers Terms / LEGAL TERMS and Agreement

 

WE SELL 100% LEGAL TO ANYONE AND EVERYONE CUSTOM 3D DESIGNED FOOD GRADE PLASTIC LAB CONTAINERS FOR MMJ ENTHUSIAST AND MEDICAL DISPENSARIES. ALL U.S BANK PROCESSORS AND MERCHANT SERVICE PROVIDERS PLEASE UNDERSTAND WE SELL BOXES NAMED AFTER THE LISTED PRODUCTS. WE HAVE AN ULTRA LOW CHARGE BACK RATE WITH VERY HAPPY CUSTOMERS ! WE INCLUDE GROCERY STORE BOUGHT FOOD GRADE HEMP SEEDS/NUTS TO HELP WITH THE PRESENTATION OF THE PRODUCT. YOU CAN BUY THESE HEMP SEEDS OR NUTS FROM YOUR LOCAL WALGREENS GROCERY STORE IN THE HEALTH SECTION HERE IN COLORADO, OR ORDER THEM ON EBAY AS SOLD LEGALLY IN ALL U.S STATES THEY ARE PACKAGED AND PROCESSED LEGALLY IN PENNSYLVANIA.  THIS PRODUCT IS A NOVELTY OF SORTS BUT THERE IS NO ILLEGAL DRUGS OR CONTENTS INCLUDED. WE ALSO HEATBED ALL HEMP SEEDS AT 60C TO REDUCE OR ELIMINATE VIABILITY OF THE HEMP SEEDS, BUT WE ALSO OFFER 100% ORGANIC HEMP SEEDS FOR DISPLAY PURPOSES THAT ARE PURCHASED FROM GROCERY STORE SHELVES OR FROM EBAY USED TO MAKE SMOOTHIES TO USE FOR ENHANCING OUR PLASTIC DESIGNED LAB BOXES DISPLAY NEEDS. 

WE ARE NOT A CANNABIS DISPENSARY WE  SIMPLY MANUFACTURE SMALL PLASTIC BOXES FOR LABORATORIES AND THE GENERAL PUBLIC NEEDING 3D PRINTED AND PROTOTYPING WORK. OUR ITEMS SOLD IS LEGAL WITH ALL U.S BANKS.  WE ARE NOT FDA APPROVED AND WE ARE NOT SELLING OUR ITEMS FOR CONSUMPTION. WE ARE SELLING BOXES MADE BY MACHINES WITH YOUR NAME ON THEM AND THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE AGREEING TO PURCHASING NOTHING ELSE AND NOTHING MORE; WE INCLUDE THE FOOD GRADE HEMP SEEDS TO ENHANCE THE PRESENTATION OF YOUR BOX FOR THOSE SEEKING NICK KNACKS FOR CANNABIS COLLECTIVE ITEMS WE ALSO MAY PAINT THE SEEDS WITH LAMINATE OR VARNISH TO ENHANCE THE PRESENTATION. WE DO NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR DECISION TO BREAK ANY STATE OR LOCAL LAWS. BY PURCHASING YOU AGREE YOU ARE FOLLOWING YOUR STATES LAWS . OUR CONTAINERS REQUIRE NO LICENSE AND ARE COMPLETELY LEGAL TO ANYONE AND EVERYONE COMMERCIAL OR HOME HOBBYIST ! TO ENSURE OUR LAB TRAYS MEET YOUR DISPLAY STANDARDS WE USE FOOD GRADE HEMP SEEDS / NUTS LEGAL IN ALL U.S STATES WHICH ARE THOSE SAME HEMP NUTS SOLD AT GROCERY STORES SUCH AS WALGREENS.  WE SEED BANK DIFFERENT FOOD GRADE HEMP SEEDS / NUTS FOR KEEPING RESTORATION OF VARIOUS STRAINS AND NAMING CONVENTIONS OF HEMP SEEDS PUBLICIZED IN THE CANNABIS CULTURE.  SO ANY HEMP NUTS YOU ORDER ARE SOUVENIRS TO HELP YOU VISUALIZE YOUR DISPLAY LAB TRAY FOR YOUR CUSTOMER BASE.  WE DO NOT SELL MEDICAL MARIJUANA OR ANYTHING REQUIRING A MEDICAL LICENSE WE JUST SELL PLASTIC DESIGNED  LAB TRAYS. WE ADD FOOD GRADE HEMP NUTS TO OUR PLASTIC CUSTOM DESIGN MMJ LAB TRAYS FOR AESTHETICS / COSMETIC DISPLAY PURPOSES ONLY.  

We legally cannot condone any growing; but for those who are in legal states with questions on how to grow plants of any kind of any species we will try and help you succeed with our horticultural skills. If you live in an MMJ illegal state or even a legal state. You accept that you are buying them for any other reason than growing with them.  We understand our strains are purified and ideal for someone to breed with or grow with, but again we legally stand in approach that our hemp nuts are not for cultivation, and the buyer assumes all risks and states in agreement with their purchase they are following their state laws !

IMPORTANT NOTICE:  We sometimes ship your order within an hours time ! So this gives you very little address correction time make sure you triple checked your shipping address. 

  • IF WE CATCH YOU FRAUDING US IN ANY WAY WE WILL PERMANENTLY BAN YOU.  EXAMPLE:  IF YOU ORDER OUR PRODUCTS WE SHIP THEM TO YOU AND YOU CONTACT YOUR BANK AFTER GETTING YOUR ORDER TO STATE TO YOUR BANK THAT YOU DID NOT BUY THE ITEMS SO THAT YOUR BANK WILL REFUND YOU THE MONEY. This means we sent you product, and you got all your money back and we take total loss. If you do this, not only will we have our bankers contact your bank to provide shipping and tracking as well as ALL VERIFIED PURCHASE AUTHORIZATIONS, but also data that confirms you bought the item geo-located to your home, address and buyer data will match, and then your bank will be forced to pay us the money back for the products we sent you, and then this will result in your bank CHARGING YOU A REVERSAL FEE of upwards to 100$. DO NOT SCREW WITH US WE WILL GET OUR MONEY FOR PRODUCT SHIPPED AND YOU WILL TAKE GREATER LOSS BY TRYING TO STEAL FROM US !!! WE PROMISE YOU !!!  THEN YOUR ADDRESS EVEN UP TO 25 MILES AWAY FROM YOUR HOME ADDRESS WILL BE ADDED INTO OUR ANTI FRAUD SYSTEM SHOULD ANY ORDERS COME THROUGH CLOSE TO YOUR HOME LOCATION. ALL CREDIT/DEBIT CARDS AND YOUR NAME WILL BE BANNED FROM OUR SYSTEM FOR FUTURE PURCHASES, AND ANYONE NEAREST YOU PURCHASING WILL BE FLAGGED FOR SUSPICION AND WE WILL TAKE EVEN ULTRA STRICT APPROACHES WITH SUCH BUYER AS THEY WILL BE ASSUMED TO BE YOU IN DISGUISE AND A DEEP-SEARCH ALGORITHM WILL BE USED TO SEE IF THE TRANSACTION IS RELATED TO SOMEONE WHO STOLE FROM US AND WE WILL REJECT OR ACCEPT IT ONCE VERIFIED  ! 

During reg seeds sales months though yes our veg nutrients has consistently proven in tests to give a near 9/10 females from reg seeds time and time again. We know what were doing, and we operate a very controlled grow. We use soil that has no nutrients so no variables can influence the seeds to more males. We use our nutrients in coco grows and get high percentile of females with our nitrogen balanced NPK in our veg formula. This does not mean you are going to get all females from reg seeds and any complaints to us about males from reg seeds will be ignored as reg seeds are 50/50 male or female, but yes, you can ” Cheat ” the seeds a subject matter Jorge Cervantes himself will agree with us on ! That said we are not liable to replace your male plants with more seeds or coupons or refunds. You accepted the gamble of nature and even ” FEM SEEDS ” can in theory grow to be male, most of the time they just turn hermaphrodite if subjected to high levels of Potash(K).

We do not give refunds under any circumstance EXCEPT if your order is getting held at a post office, OR you changed your mind on the on an order BEFORE we shipped it out. We charge a 20$ restocking fee for your change of mind on the nutrients. Meaning if you ordered 100$ in nutrients and then changed your mind we would refund you back 80$. If we shipped the nutrients and you then changed your mind we will provide you a refund on the nutrients ONLY WHEN WE HAVE RECEIVED THEM BACK as the buyer must pay return shipping, and the products must not be opened or used; and the 20$ restocking fee also applies once we received the item back.  For orders shipped internationally should your order get held, we will replace it, but should your order get bounced back to us because you didn’t answer the door, or pick up your package from your postal service if they left a tag at your door for any reason. We will not refund you or replace the items as this is ultra heavy loss for us, and not our fault as services were rendered from our end and the fault then is upon you, or possibly your postal service failing to do their jobs.  Please understand we do NOT put a real return address on anything we ship, so when the item is to get bounced back to us, it will never get back to us, it will instead get held at a post office until they discard it because of an incorrect return address.  It’s a one way ticket for us. We ship the product, and we will NEVER get it back should anything go wrong with your countries postal service delivering to you.

If you put in the wrong address and we ship to the incorrect address you entered. This is your fault, and

we will not refund you or replace the order. TRIPLE CHECK THAT YOU ENTERED THE CORRECT SHIPPING ADDRESS INFORMATION BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE US SHIP TO A WAHABBI DESERT WE MAY PROCESS YOUR ORDER IN UNDER AN HOURS TIME AND ITS GETTING SHIPPED TO THAT DESERT AND WE WILL NOT REFUND OR REPLACE YOUR ORDER. SO AGAIN BE 100% SURE YOU ENTERED THE CORRECT INFORMATION BEFORE PLACING YOUR ORDER.

Why are we this strict ? We have customers who order to their neighbors house in the same city, or even down the road. The customer will state they accidentally entered the wrong address wanting a replacement or refund. So we would send the replacement or give a refund yet they were getting the product and scamming us. We have an anti-fraud specialist who has created these buyers terms based on 20 years experience in the cannabis online marketing industry.  Another scam people would pull is sending their order to a forwarding address so then stating they accidentally put in the wrong address, yet they would still get the shipment since the post office would forward the mail to their home address. We sold to only labs, but since opening to the general public we have faced a number of scams and frauds against our service. So because of scrupulous people we do not give any refunds or replacements except for the cases mentioned above.

 

  • If you state the seeds didn’t sprout we will not refund you. With over 13,000 orders a month we get one to three complaints of people stating the seeds didn’t sprout. Yet we all test these seeds in house plus the other 12,997 customers were nothing but happy as they had no issues with germination.
  • Scammers also VPN connect to another country then order to their address with a different billing address. Our system will see this mismatch in your credit/debit card information AND it will also see that your making a purchase while VPN connected to another country not matching your billing address. It will post you as a HIGH RISK customer, we will simply refund your money and not ship your order. For your protection and security as well as 100% privacy WE INSTALLED 128bit SSL ENCRYPTION ON OUR WEBSITE SO YOU CAN FEEL ABSOLUTELY SAFE !! THIS IS THE SAME PROTECTION ONLINE BANKS USE SO WE USE IT TOO !
  • Our support staff is there to answer simple questions about orders, although we do have grow experts on staff day to day our support agents are not all fully qualified individuals to tell you exactly how you need to grow. As an MMJ seeds LAB outlet we provide products and services but grow consultations is not one of them. We’d expect if your here paying our pricing you know your getting top quality and we would expect if your spending money at our site that your a qualified individual.
  • PRICE IS PER ONE SEED  except our 10 packs of mixed male seeds. Yes we are a lab so our prices are rated at the amount of microscope work and genetic confirmations we have done to provide you sterling service. We are a Ferrari in the seeds business not a used car lot. If you want 5 seeds for 50$ go to some other online website. We provide certified top class strains that are LAB CONFIRMED … buying from online competitors who knows what your getting. We suggest if your not experienced with sprouting seeds or germinating them with proper temperature controlled environments or equipment that you buy cheap seeds from our online competitors who sell you multiple seeds for the prices we sell a single seed. Our seeds are for only the highest quality caliber growers and those wanting confirmed high end strains.  Other online sources will sell you random seeds we do not, and we get our seeds direct for their originating breeder.
  • Last but not least customers buy seeds, they sprout and and growing, but they state they are not germinating. Again we have thousands of happy customers who would argue with you or state your trying to scam because we have ultra high success rates and ultra happy customers.
  • Seeds missing in order ???  We have a 1-2-3 check off list that our must go through before they ship your order. They sign off each item you purchased ensuring that you get everything you paid for.

 

SHIPPING

For now our store front does not provide visible shipping rates. We will incorporate it in the weeks to come.

Until then we have provided the shipping rates that you will see tacked onto your order once it has processed.

All orders will be sent via USPS only

Seed orders only——USPS priority mail 2-3 day ($6.45) Domestic

Seed orders only——USPS first class mail ($12.00-$15.00) International

Nutrient orders——-USPS medium flat rate box ($12.40-$17.05) Domestic

Nutrient orders——-USPS medium flat rate box ($43.00-$64.00 depending on weight) International

If you have a request to receive priority express (next day) please email info@nukeheads.com soon after order is placed.



WE ARE IN THE USA, SO IF YOU ARE IN THE USA, YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR ORDER IN 2-3 BUSINESS DAYS.

 We are in the USA, our bank is not, so if you are using a “banking debit card” and your transaction fails, simply call your bank and tell them to authorize your debit card for “international purchases.”

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 We also accept Western Union or Money Gram payments! Your Purchase Total must be over 100$ USD minimum as we must send staff to pick up the money and it’s costly time-wise on us; hence minimum is 100$ for this transaction type.