Description

NUKEHEADS GROW WIZARD PIPE NOVELTY ITEM

WARNING – ONLY WIZARD GROWERS OF WHITE MAGIC SPELLS ARE ALLOWED TO OWN AND POSESS THIS PIPE.

IF YOU HAVE NEVER GROWN Magic-Herbs FROM SEED TO HARVEST YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF OWNING THIS PIPE.

OWNING THIS LONG WIZARD PIPE BRANDED WITH NUKEHEADS AND NEVER HAVE GROWN Magic-Herbs BEFORE IS LIKE GOING TO A RESTARAUNT AND ACCEPTING A MILITARY DISCOUNT WHEN YOU NEVER SERVED IN THE MILITARY ! WE WARN THEE AHEAD OF TIME !! IT IS A CURSE UPON THEE IF YOU WIELD THIS PIPE AND NEVER PASSED THE RITUALS OF GROWING hemp.  FINANCIAL PROBLEMS WILL BE UPON YOU, CURSES UPON CURSES !   POINT TO TAKE AWAY FROM THIS GIANT WARNING PARAGRAPH ?  Don’t dare buy this pipe to just smoke out of if you aren’t a hemp Grower your not allowed to own this pipe period !

You will be made fun of by those who know and they will chastise you for being a noob who can’t grow Magic-Herbs . Growers will give you none stop hell if your caught owning this and you never grown Magic-Herbs before. YOU MUST HAVE PROOF YOU HAVE GROWN Magic-Herbs !  Only true wizards in their hemp Gardens are allowed to own this pipe !  DO NOT READ BELOW THE DETAILS OF THIS PIPE IF YOU HAVE NEVER GROWN Magic-Herbs BEFORE DO NOT PASS THIS LINE IN THIS PARAGRAPH IF YOU ARE NOT WORTHY !

YOU SHALL NOT PASS  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Features:

• BRIAR WOOD SHAFTS ARE HAND MILLED AND LATHED

• SHAFT IS SOAKED IN WATER FOR 72 HOURS, THEN PLACED IN A CURVED VICE TO SLOWLY GIVE THE CURVE TO THE STEM

• BOWL IS MADE FROM PEAR WOOD AND WAS HAND MADE THE TWO WOODS GIVE A NICE QUALITY SMOKE

• THIS 14inch long pipe accepts  9mm ACTIVATED CHARCOAL CARBON FILTERS. You can buy 9mm carbon filters at most all tobacco and pipe stores

• FOOD GRADE BITE GUARD ( tip of shaft is a food grade material found in many choicest exotic pipes )

• WIDE BOWL –  For long deep smoke sessions or passing this pipe around